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Fun with Wayn part 2

Okay, that Nicole lady? Totally retarded. Also, a comment on 'her' profile warns of 'her' being some sort of Nigerian boy who wants your money. If that's the case... little Nigerian boy remain very poor because little Nigerian boy an idiot. Remember my last message to him/her?

Oh, so you're gay too? That takes a load off my mind, I thought you were hitting on me. I don't have kids, never married (not legal yet). I've been to Canada, actually. Ever been there? They make great science fiction movies.

I live in Hicksville, Pennsyltucky. Quite boring actually, but woodsy.

James


Well, here's the reply:

HiJames,.. ..I just thought u should write u this loevly poem ..hope u like it....I never thought I would find a Heart like yours within my reach
I'm waiting now so patiently for the lesson that Love will teach
I can see your Smile through the Laughter we share, and I know this is just a taste The warmth I will feel from your gentle touch when we're finally face to face You have captured my Heart so fast that I can hardly catch my breath Drawing from a well of Love hidden so deep, preserved within myself I desire the action of Passion bursting like the Beauty of a Flowers Bloom The Stimulation that exists brought forth by Loves first Kiss engaged in a Candle Lit Room,It's May, and if it should rain that day, we'll occupy a quiet space, just you, and me The Temperature Range of your touch warms me from the cold of the Rain, bringing sweet ecstasy,The Gratification of physical Interlude, the warmth of Climax pouring down A clouded Vision brought into focus, and satisfaction is the only sound You are so special, and there are no words to describe how you make me feel So hard to control the hidden urges I hold without neglecting what my Heart knows is real.I hope u love the poem i wrote it just for u alone right now...Plzz email me soon to know u are caring abt me too..I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away.I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away.I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay....I really want t see u someday
Lots of love
Nicole


I'm laughing my ass off. The kid didn't read a word I said. If he had been even the slightest bit clever, he might have changed his 'story of teh woez' to say he was a guy all along or something. Now I'm getting love poetry from a 'girl' I'm not even remotely interested in, and have only exchanged a handful of emails with (you've seen the totality of the exchange right here). Hmm... thinking, thinking... Bingo.

Lady, I'm amazed you can write 'poetry' when you can't even read. Let me see if by writing it in capital letters you will understand:

I AM A GAY HOMOSEXUAL MAN.

If you're serious, you need psychiatric help. If you're after my money, I have none so hardy har har. Good bye.

Comments

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fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 10:50 am (UTC)
Hm. Could this person be a bot or something? *L* Do bots work that way?
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 10:55 am (UTC)
I would like to live in a world where bots can spell, tyvm.

lol

Who's that in your icon?
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 10:57 am (UTC)
Same here. But maybe its related to a Macros bot?

That be these guys: Adrian Pasdar and Milo Ventimiglia. They're gay for each other.
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 10:59 am (UTC)
What are they on? I don't mean crack-wise, I mean, tv show? Movie?
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:05 am (UTC)
CRAAACK!!!! They both make random videos! Adrian's vids and DSC's vids with Milo.

They're Nathan and Peter Petrelli from Heroes.
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:09 am (UTC)
I am the worst fanboy ever. I keep meaning to watch Heroes but didn't have any free time when it first started, and if I can't watch a show from day one I don't bother.

So I'm waiting until I can rent the DVD's or something.
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:28 am (UTC)
Yeah, you must watch Heroes. It's filled with massive love. The whole thing is a fangirl's and a fanboy's fantasy. Everybody's so slashy. And the King of Slash (George Takei) is there too! They do a lot of acquiring of people from other fandoms. I'm kinda waiting for Torri to make an appearance, honestly. I heard she's doing CSI, so hey, maybe Heroes too! :D
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:30 am (UTC)
I'll put that in my to-watch list... again.
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:33 am (UTC)
You have 19 days before Season 2 starts.

lishesque
Sep. 6th, 2007 01:34 pm (UTC)
YES. Watch it!
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:11 am (UTC)
Now when you say they're gay for each other, is that canon or wishful thinking? And I assume you're talking OOC.
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:25 am (UTC)
Canon, yes, and RPS, too. It's...well, they bring it on themselves. *L* The recent Heroes World Tour made it very apparent. Just how...well, I can set you up with things to read and pictures to see.

There's a pictoral fic that is very funny and ties into the stuff, too.

I'd say, just read through these posts chronologically and you'll understand. There are also vids to watch and audios to listen to. Their interview with Jonathan Ross is one funny thing, too.

But just a driveby of pics:

You get things like this

and there's hand holding

more hand holding

And Mi can't say no when Adrian tells him to wear the Lederhosen (explained in this interview)

And Milo is always over Hayden, too. It's just a cast full of love. *L*
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:33 am (UTC)
Okay Milo is a massive hottie. I can has clone plz?
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:35 am (UTC)
He is. :) If you can get one before the other fangirls and fanboys, including other members of cast, beat you to it. ;) It seems everybody on the cast crushes on him, too.
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:51 am (UTC)
And yes, Adrian/Milo is apparent. Not even in Hollywood do straight guys hold hands that often.
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:55 am (UTC)
Haha. :D You know who Adrian is married to, though? Natalie Maines. I was reading a fic that had her already thinking he was having sex with Milo. It was funny as heck. *L*
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:58 am (UTC)
He married a Dixie Chick? Yup, he's gay.
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:03 pm (UTC)
The main one, even. *L* They've been married for seven years now. Two kids. Two really adorable kids. *laughs* I love that. Just need to say who he is married to and you're so certain. They met at another Chick's wedding: he was a groom's man. Actually, Best Man, now that I think about it.
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:10 pm (UTC)
*looks at more Milo pics* I think I'm in lust.
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:17 pm (UTC)
Hey, see, now you have to watch Heroes. And I hear he and Adrian spend a lot of season 2 naked.
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:20 pm (UTC)
Adrian does nothing for me. But if he wants to be naked with Milo, I won't object.
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:24 pm (UTC)
Ye who always went for the pretty boys. :P I remember that. They both do it for me. Though perhaps Milo a little more. *L*
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:27 pm (UTC)
Pretty boys. MMmmm. :)

Not always, though. I don't think David Nykl and David Hewlett are 'pretty boys', and I think they're attractive. But there's a lot of personality there that complements their looks. I don't know what Adrian is really like, so maybe if I watched him in action some he'd be 'prettier' to me.
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:32 pm (UTC)
*cackle*

No, not always. And I'm thinking about years and years back. Before SGA. Adrian's personality sparkles. It's just, he seems like this really fun guy. Crazy guy. Nothing like Nathan Petrelli. Though I have mad love for Nathan Petrelli, too. They're very, very different. I don't think Adrian could ever do stone face like Nathan does. He's really an amazing actor. He may have played a lawyer multiple times, but they're always very different from one another.
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:37 pm (UTC)
There was life before SGA? *blink*

Well I look forward to seeing him in action, then. Now I must get some clothes on and walk the dog. Have a good day!
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:40 pm (UTC)
I first met you for Mutant X. *L* So yeah. Amazing, isn't it?

He was in a movie called Just Like a Woman in which he was a transvestite. That was interesting. There's another movie in which the Prez in SG-1 is his father. *L* It's a medical drama, with Jimmy Smits. The name is escaping me at the moment.

A good Milo movie to see is Cursed. I love his char, Bo, sooo much! :D

Sounds good! Have a great day, too! Talk to you later! :D
elven_wolf
Sep. 6th, 2007 11:57 am (UTC)
Okay the clip of Adrian laughing and Milo comes to give him a backrub? TOTALLY not a straight guy backrub.

*squee*
fangirljen
Sep. 6th, 2007 12:02 pm (UTC)
Milo was filming before running to give Adrian that backrub, too. *snickers* Nothing they do seems to be straight. I mean, the OMG SQUEE icon? Adrian's totally feeling him up, running away, and leaving Milo to touch himself at the memory of what he just lost. And you wanna know something cracked about that vid? It was filmed by my friend! I stumbled upon it but accident, without realising it was hers. It wasn't until I found that it was hers that I instantly recongnized the voice of my other friend, who incidentally is the one who turned me on to slash. This is the funny world of Heroes: coincidences are friggin' everywhere. *L*
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elven_wolf
Sep. 7th, 2007 03:06 am (UTC)
Good. lol
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