I'm having too much fun reading AfterElton.com's Torchwood episode recaps. Here's a particularly amusing bit:

On Countrycide: Torchwood makes a nice buffet, come to think of it. Tosh brings a little taste of the Pacific Rim, while Gwen is good, old fashion Welsh comfort food. Owen makes a great light yet spicy snack, not unlike hot wings — a nice contrast to Ianto's carby blandness. And of course, Jack is Grade A choice mystery meat, but in the very best way.

From an AfterElton.com interview:

AE: Are you ever going to kiss David Tennant?
JB: I don't know. [Smiles mischievously] I haven't yet … on the TV series.

Oh John. You are so full of shit, I love you. LOL.

So AfterElton.com revealed their 2008 Hot 100 List. My favourite quotes:

“I’m thrilled with the results. Who wouldn’t want to come in behind Jake Gyllenhaal?” — John Barrowman, Torchwood

“I understand I'm underneath John Barrowman, which seems to happen quite a lot. Maybe, next year, Ianto can be on top." —Gareth David-Lloyd, Torchwood

“Look out, Barrowman! I’m coming for you! —Cheyenne Jackson, Xanadu

Also, I'm glad to see Jared Leto on the list, but come on, he rates higher than that.

I love the picture for #83, he looks so confused. Like "wait, is this a ghei countdown? I think I'll just hold my gun."

And #79 has scarred me for life. FOR LIFE. Did NOT need to see that. OMG.

Still have not reached the Torchwood boys. I wonder what kind of hot pics they've chosen, if the rest are any indication. Oh wow, poor Chad Allen plummetted. I think he's hotter now than he's ever been. But oh wow, Chris Meloni took a DIVE. From 13 to 48. Damn. Woot Tennant!

Honourable mention for Anderson Cooper, who came up on top of Ianto, though not directly. He went up 23 spots.

There, I had my fun.