Don't call me up and put me on fucking hold!
If the call I didn't make is oh "so important" to you, let a fucking human make the damn call. I am not holding for your goddamn next available representative. What do you think I am, made of time? I don't even want to talk to you! Go away!
I almost yelled at the next door neighbour because the phone rang immediately after I hung up on the bloody machine. *lol*
