Me: That guy looks too old for her. I don't know if that's legal. Avril, what are you doing dating a 30-year-old?
Mom: He looks married too.
Me: *laughing* How can you tell?
Mom: I can tell. This is an affair with a married man.
Me: *gigglefits* It all makes sense now. She dumped him when she found out about the wife.
Mom: Or she had a fight with the wife over him.