James (elven_wolf) wrote,

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Old Man's Logic

My grandfather complains that I drink too much Mt. Dew (even though I drink less than half of the recommended maximum). So I say, you know, you're right, I should cut down on the sugar and drink Diet Mt. Dew. [Also, the times I've bought Diet MD it actually lasts twice as long because I tend to drink half the can and leave the other half for tomorrow. It's strange but I've noticed I do that.]

I write Diet Mt. Dew on the shopping list.

He brings back a case of regular because "oh, it's cheaper if you buy the case, and there wasn't a case of diet".


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