So word has it there's not going to be any Alexander/Hephaestion porn in the new Alexander The Great movie. Apparently, their love is supposed to "come out through the acting". I don't want it to come out through the acting! I want it to come out of the closet! I want snogging, with tongue! And hardcore buttsex in the Macedonian Tent of Hellenic Manlove(c)!

As it is, I'm going to have to wait for the bad fanfiction to feed my inner perv. The best I can hope for is that Alex and Heph win 'best onscreen duo' on the MTV Awards and Colin and Jared go up on stage and pull a Britney/Madonna for the girls in the audience.

So close, yet so far. *sigh*