*taps microphone* Is this on?She asked us to crosspost it. I think it's not a bad idea.
OK. Listen carefully.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE MURDERED BY TERRORISTS.
You've got a better chance of getting killed in a car accident or falling down the stairs.
As FDR said, "The only thing you have to fear is fear itself."
Don't let stupid politicians scare you. You're smarter than that. I hope.
The REAL terrorists are in our own government, instigated by the Scarecrow and the Tin Man!
OhmyfuckingGod, Dubya just used that ridiculous "Axis of Evil" bullshit again. And he still can't say "nuclear" right.
'A Christmas Story' is the only Christmas movie I can stand. I love it. Deck the hars with bars of rorry FA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA...
No, because it's a public street. If I don't want to smell the tobacco, I'll move farther up the street. Or wait a little bit, it'll dissipate.…
A job at a call centre; so they can experience what real life is like.