James (elven_wolf) wrote,

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Please! Help Mrs. Arafat! *lmao*

Apparently, the wife of the late Yasser Arafat needs my help to get his money. *lmao*

Dear Friend,

I am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Sincehis death and even

prior to the announcement, I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion, humiliation,frustration and hopelessness by the
present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical and

psychological torture.

As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment. You view this website:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3965541.stm You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the

discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money

deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government.
In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not

relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no regards for woman, more importantly

when the woman is from a christian background, hence my desire for a foreign assistance.

I have deposited the sum of 21 million dollars with a Financial firm in Europe whose name is withheld for now until we open

communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment

opportunity. This arrangement will be known to you and I alone and all our correspondence should be strictly on email alone because

our government has tapped all my lines and are monitoring all my moves. In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for
our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of the $21,000,000 that will be kept in your position for a while

and invested in your name for my trust pending when my Daughter, Zahwa, will come off age and take full responsibility of her
Family Estate/inheritance. Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes once in life time and more so, if you are
honest, I am going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children.

In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total

trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.

Please expedite action.

Yours sincerely,
Suha Arafat
You know, I wish I could know how many people and who actually falls for this. I get so many of these 'please hold my money for me' e-mails that I know it's got to be working for someone. Because there are stupid people in this world, plenty. *lol* Yeah, the widow of Yasser Arafat is trusting me, a total stranger, to hold her money and not 'let her out' to the security and international media. Right.

Either way, I'm amused.

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