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Duuuude... North Korea's whack!

North Korea has launched an intensive media assault on its latest arch enemy - the wrong haircut.

A campaign exhorting men to get a proper short-back-and-sides has been aired by state-run Pyongyang television.

The series is entitled Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle.

[...]

It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

Men should get a haircut every 15 days, it recommended.

[...]

Tidy attire "is important in repelling the enemies' manoeuvres to infiltrate corrupt capitalist ideas and lifestyle and establishing the socialist lifestyle of the military-first era," the radio says.
*facepalms*

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ginalin
Jan. 9th, 2005 12:40 am (UTC)

That's weirder than Michael Jackson's underwear drawer.
elven_wolf
Jan. 9th, 2005 12:43 am (UTC)
Word.
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elven_wolf
Jan. 9th, 2005 12:47 pm (UTC)
Yeah, things like that remind us how lucky we are in a lot of ways.
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