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On Satan's Club and Hellmart

Because I refuse to call them anything else.

I swear that place is an evil conspiracy to promote obesity. They have this commercial on cable that has these women talking about physical fitness and how they buy healthy food at Hellmart and such...

Bull. SHIT.

I've been to Hellmart and Satan's Club. That place hates the thin people and the vegetarians. Aisles upon aisles of Cheetos and Doughnuts and soda. At one time, they actually had the big boxes of low-fat microwave popcorn. Now all they have is Fat! and Now With More Fat! popcorn. Aisles upon aisles of candy and cookies! Aisles upon aisles of greasy this and oily that! Cans upon cans of soup, but they all got chicken or beef in it. Not to mention mountains of sodium.

Of course, you don't have to buy the greasy crap, you don't even have to shop there, but you know they use the mindcontrol rays. And when you're poor, you can't just dismiss the 25 pounds of chicken for 10 fucks.

[Note: I meant to say 'bucks', but I swear I wrote fucks the first time and I found that so amusing--and telling--that I left it that way for your entertainment.]

I'm completely useless as a human being. I can never remember my bra size. I ended up with a pair that was 2 sizes too small. The fact that my grandmother pointed out my error, in the store, did nothing to deter me, because I was sure I was right. But at least, thanks to her, I only got one instead of the two I'd taken.

The only fitting punishment will now be for me to wear the undersized bra. Or lose more weight so it will fit. Or both. Either one works.

In my defence, I'd skipped breakfast and wasn't thinking clearly. Or at all.

Satan thinks he can put on a front by setting up a Subway on the premises, but the employees are completely mentally impaired and couldn't fold my wrap right. I had to do it myself. Not to mention they couldn't figure out grandma only wanted cheese on hers. Grandma isn't very assertive, though, if she'd let me, I would've gotten her her sandwich. Because when the employees get confused, that's your best chance to use that to your advantage and get what you want before they can even think clearly.

But, I did get some lotion and bodywash and a new sponge and tank tops!

I feel dirty now.




( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 19th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)

Let's have a good old fashioned bra burning.
Jul. 19th, 2005 10:51 pm (UTC)
I might consider that if I didn't hate my boobs and need to keep them as tightly bound and out-of-the-way as humanly possible.
Jul. 20th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
they call it "healthy" because instead of a McD's there's a SUBWAY!
and subways aren't all that great.

i buy food that's not good for me because the price appeals to my poor ass. poverty is a huge factor in how you eat, in my opinion. everything junky is cheap. everything good is expensive, except produce and even then you have to be careful. organic is difficult on a tight budget. walmart and all those places only claim to care about the public's health because "health" and "obesity" are big topics amongst the public these days. it brings money to them. they don't care otherwise.
Jul. 20th, 2005 04:04 pm (UTC)
None of the coorporations do. That's why people need to call them on their bullshit.

Organic is prohibitive most of the time. *sigh* Eating healthy is really hard when you're poor.
Jul. 20th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
It is very hard when you're poor! We try, but then what we spend to buy a whole week of food buys us about 3 days of organic/health food.
Jul. 20th, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
When I can afford it though, I do want to support organic farming. The only way the prices will ever go down is if demand goes up and they can justify the production costs. Or something. Thingie.
Jul. 20th, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)
hehehe I totally agree.

Check out THIS LINK:
love in walmart

EFFING SAD! hahahahahahaha oh man... we're all going to hell
Jul. 20th, 2005 10:31 pm (UTC)
There are no words for how sad that is.
Jul. 21st, 2005 12:06 am (UTC)
It gives a whole new meaning to "pick something up at the store." heh...
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