2. Rodney McKay
3. Carson Beckett
4. Gregory House
6. Kara Thrace "Starbuck"
7. Jack Bauer
8. Daniel Jackson
9. John Sheppard
10. Teyla Emmagan
12. Jack O'Neill
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? No such thing, but it'd make for a cracked up AR/BSG AU. Ahaha! I so need to write that now. They get to Earth, and it's AR!Earth! Bwahaha!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? He's hot in a 'God of Snark' kind of way. Doesn't make me hard like Rodney does (but then, few men do without having to have sex with other men).
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? You know, it's probably been written. But I would never ever read it. *shudder*
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Uhm, Second Wind, By The Seat Of The Pants, Zen And The Art of Hairdressing, and I know there's more but that's all I have in my Wraithbait favourites.
Would Two and Six make a good couple? Bah, she'd kick his ass ten ways. She's blonde though, so he might be attracted to her, except for that whole she'd beat him up thing. She wouldn't put up with his Rodneyness for long. Then again, she did shag Baltar, who, anyway you look at it, is creepy and disgusting and much more ew than Rodney could be to most people... But that was mostly a one-night-stand sort of thing, at that point they didn't seem to have much actual interaction, so it wasn't like they liked each other.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? That's a tough one. Even thought Raeith/Patrick = OTP, Raeith isn't exactly known for monogamy, never has. He's also got this feeling of entitlement, everyone must love him because he's the bloody sun god. I can see him being attracted to Teyla's... for lack of a better word, 'earthiness'. But I don't know that personality-wise, they'd make a stable pair. She might not be cool with the whole god thing, even if he's no longer as flaunty about it. He'd probably just foresee that sort of thing happening and go for Sheppard instead. Shep's just crazy enough to go with it (*coughchayacough*).
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He'd have his gun drawn and be shouting something like "WHERE'S THE BOMB?!" He'd see Rodney and Jack having sex, recognise Rodney from having made that A-bomb in sixth grade, and decide they're both part of the gay mafia bent on blowing up Los Angeles. So he'd yank Rodney out of bed, throw him down on his knees, put the gun to his face and scream "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR???" until Rodney literally crapped his pants. Well, he wouldn't be wearing any pants, but you get the idea.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Crazy Athosian ladies and the Scottish doctors who love their Wraithy genes.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? There was one where they tango. I find that Teal'c and fluff is a tricky combo. If it's not done very well (and it's hard to do it well at all) it's a recipe for unintentional giggles.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. 0100-0200 [Points to whoever gets it.]
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
House: "You have a parasite in your gut."
Teal'c: "I do not."
House: "Yes, you do. You also have a big gaping x-shaped wound on your stomach."
Teal'c: "It is the pouch where I carry the larval goa'uld."
House: "So you admit you have a parasite, and apparently you also think you're a marsupial." *writes down order* "Psychiatry is on the fourth floor."
Okay, so that wouldn't work...
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Dude, I would love for 24 for to be a more slashable show, but by its very nature, you can only pair up people like Jack/Tony or Jack/Palmer. I'm actually more of a fan of Jack/Palmer, because Palmer loves Jack long time, but for a while I really saw Jack/Paul, and then they went and killed him, so there couldn't have been any slash unless it was AU because there's no time between episodes. But, that didn't answer the question. Woohoo. Erm, I don't know if they do. They might.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? If they do, they haven't told me.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? megsjedi used to RP him once upon a time.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Maybe if they were into crack!AU's from hell. I've read Two/Four, but the Five just puts it way out there.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "Oh Ancestors! Oh Ancestors!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? "Kenny's Dead"
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Violence and het.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? "So ah, wanna go gang up on Nine?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Uhm, when I last wrote one?
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Cylons. I bet they turn her on deep down. Probably wants to throw Boomer down.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Oh damn, probably not. While Raeith isn't into monogamy in general, Patrick is pretty miniony as it is. Unless it was a threesome.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Tough to tell. It's hard to see them together, but probably Jack.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Okay, this would be serious ubercrack!fic. Title? "This is your brain on crack." But I think pega would read it definitely, and maybe faithsqueen just to make fun. megsjedi if she was really bored. Who'd write it? Nobody, because I won't. *lol*
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Ahahaha! If they were canon, first I'd have to figure out HOW that happened, then I'd start looking for black holes in my back yard because the laws of physics would've gone out the window.