James (elven_wolf) wrote,

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This is all Jen's fault. I went out of my way to put the porniest, cheesiest words in this thing, just to see what it would spit out. I purposely thought of all the bad porn I'd ever read and the cliché words they use.

This... read at your own risk.

A Penis In Time

On a weeping and throbbing morning, Radek sat on his back. It wasValentine's Day and he was all alone. His hand ached in sorrow for thesecret love that he could never share. How could he expect John to lovesomeone with a veiny mouth?

Stupidly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love islike a purple engorged cock, all on a summer's day. I wish my Johnwould thrust me, in his own bulbous way..."

"Do you?" John sat down beside Radek and put his hand on Radek's asshole. "I think that could be arranged."

Radek gasped slowly. "But what about my veiny mouth?"

"I like it," John said gleefully. "I think it's velvety."

They came together and their kiss was like a penis that grows hard when stroked.

"I love you," Radek said hard.

"I love you too," John replied and licked him.

They bought a dog, moved in together, and lived throatily ever after.

And there you have it... *dies*

Make your own. Or on second thought, don't.
Tags: crack, fanfic, wtf

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