Coworker: so if you found a girl that you really liked would you [not be gay]?
Wolf: i don't know
Coworker: i guess it would be hard to say
Wolf: it would
Coworker: k i'm done prying into your personal life
Wolf: that's like asking me... hey, if you found a really good piece of chocolate cake, would you give up cheesecake forever?
Coworker: well cakes won't kick your ass for cheating
Wolf: lol that was good, that's going in my blog
Coworker: or cheesing