I'm having too much fun reading AfterElton.com's Torchwood episode recaps. Here's a particularly amusing bit:

On Countrycide: Torchwood makes a nice buffet, come to think of it. Tosh brings a little taste of the Pacific Rim, while Gwen is good, old fashion Welsh comfort food. Owen makes a great light yet spicy snack, not unlike hot wings — a nice contrast to Ianto's carby blandness. And of course, Jack is Grade A choice mystery meat, but in the very best way.