Actually, I think zombies would make a great unliving right now, especially in the 'current economic climate'. As more and more people become homeless and/or unemployed, the enterprising zombie will have a greater chance of hiding in plain sight, and the opportunities for NOMS are growing.

Now this is survival. If we're talking profits above and beyond that, that's when it gets tricky. With zombie populations on the rise, even a higher number of available brains will have to be divided amongst all able bodied zombies willing to walk at anything faster than a shuffle. And we do know by now that faster and stronger strains of zombies have evolved since the 1950's, so we may yet be in for a zombie apocalypse as they compete for resources.

Short post but I'm distracted by this crackfest.

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