What kind of act would you want to perform if you joined the circus?
I would last one day. For my first and final act, I would free the elephants and lead them on a glorious rampage, onto my getaway boat, and back to Africa, where they would live out their lives and be my best friends forever.
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I like the way you think.
Would you also encounter four mafia-like penguins on the way? :)
But in all seriousness, I can't stand seeing elephants in captivity.