March 18th, 2004

elf

al Qaeda endorses Bush

I can't stop giggling like a mad scientist.

Al Qaeda: "We want Bush to win."

The statement said it supported President Bush in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry, as it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."

In comments addressed to Bush, the group said:

"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization."

"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."
*dies of giggles*

Snurgled from klarfax.
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