May 10th, 2004

elf

Open letter

To the old people who ride the bus:

Please, don't stare. It's rude. If there is some reason why you must stare (let's say, you can't figure out if you know me or not), please close your mouth and relax your eyelids a little. If the reason for the slack-jawed, wide-eyed, I-have-no-idea-what's-going-on look is senility, please wear a sign that says "I'm senile" so the rest of us can be sure it's not your fault you're creeping us out.

Thank you.
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