July 18th, 2004

elf

Mom vs. Avril

So I'm sitting there watching tv, flipping channels, and Avril Lavigne's "My Happy Ending" comes on VH1. I hadn't seen it so I settled to watch. Mom was sitting next to me. About halfway through the video the following exchange occured:

Me: That guy looks too old for her. I don't know if that's legal. Avril, what are you doing dating a 30-year-old?
Mom: He looks married too.
Me: *laughing* How can you tell?
Mom: I can tell. This is an affair with a married man.
Me: *gigglefits* It all makes sense now. She dumped him when she found out about the wife.
Mom: Or she had a fight with the wife over him.
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elf

Ants

And while I was eating my toast, six ants ritualistically drowned themselves in my milk.

I hope it was the same ants that have been nibbling on my feet all morning. They just couldn't take the guilt.
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