August 19th, 2004

elf

Bush vs. McGreevey

Just think, if he gets married, he may not even have to resign after all: First comes news from New Jersey that the approval ratings for soon-to-be-ex-Gov. Jim McGreevey have actually risen since he announced he was gay last Thursday. In other news, President George W. Bush will be announcing his own homosexuality at a press conference this week.
George W. Bush, Will You Please Go Now?!
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elf

*shakes head* Old people

My grandmother doesn't understand the concept of vegetarianism. I tell her I'm giving up dead animals as food, she keeps making chicken for me.

Maybe if I started burying my portions of the chicken carcasses in the front yard, complete with gravemarkers and names for each victim, she'd start getting the idea.
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