*taps microphone* Is this on?
OK. Listen carefully.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE MURDERED BY TERRORISTS.
You've got a better chance of getting killed in a car accident or falling down the stairs.
As FDR said, "The only thing you have to fear is fear itself."
Don't let stupid politicians scare you. You're smarter than that. I hope.
The REAL terrorists are in our own government, instigated by the Scarecrow and the Tin Man!
OhmyfuckingGod, Dubya just used that ridiculous "Axis of Evil" bullshit again. And he still can't say "nuclear" right.
She asked us to crosspost it. I think it's not a bad idea.