March 9th, 2005

elf

Today's Random Cynicism

So yesterday was apparently 'Women's Day'. Which apparently is sort of but completely unlike Mother's Day, but without the sprogs and the presents. And believe me, I'm fine with that part, because there's no present on Earth I'd be willing to spawn for. But really, Women's Day? That's rather insulting, isn't it?

Isn't it the way it usually works, though? Women's Day, Secretary's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, Black History Month... it's all just saying "We treat you like shit 364 days a year, so let's give you the remaining day as a holiday! Except it's not really a holiday because nobody gets off work anyway! Congratulations! Here, have a non-environmentally-conscious lame-ass greeting card you'll be throwing away anyway!"

Holidays can suck my dick.
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elf

The Cult of Dorkness: Gospel of The Ferret

We never got around to gathering Scripture for the Cult of Dorkness.

Better late than never.

So many of you are terrified of admitting your geeky tendencies. Of telling people that you play this silly little childish power fantasy we all share. And you're all idiots who should be grownups.

There is no reason to hide it. NONE. Get under yourself.
Say it, brother!
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