February 14th, 2007

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Also? The Darren Hayes show in NYC sold out in 5 minutes. I couldn't even get the page to load, and nobody answered the fucking phone.
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I couldn't have put it better

Quote from Transamerica:

Toby: Did you know that the Lord of the Rings is gay?
Bree Osbourne: I beg your pardon.
Toby: There's this big, black tower, right? And it points right at this huge burning vagina thing, and it's like the symbol of ultimate evil. And then Sam and Frodo have to go to this cave and deposit their magic ring into this hot, steaming lava pit. Only at the last minute, Frodo can't perform, so Gollum bites off his finger. Gay.