October 21st, 2008

Rodney: not crazy (goldie_gal)

Open letter

Dear action_doll.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the monastery. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit at my avocado tree. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the results from your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about cocaine abuse.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
James

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your LJ).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-

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